Like the ocean roar,
I hear the dude next door
moaning and humping his wife
I feel like I know him
I’ve said “hello!”
He’s told me to get a life
Still, through these walls
I hear his balls, swaying
and swinging their jingle
with all the commotion
I lube with lotion,
I imitate what I hear.
In my head I’m at his house,
just chillin’ and trying my
damndest to mingle.
Just like Mother Earth,
my boil gives birth to the white juices I pretend are cum
Gosh, I love being single